Bitchin’: it’s practically a national pastime. The British are the undisputed world champions at moaning, complaining, grousing, griping and bellyaching. Centuries ago, we used to channel all this discontent into stealing discovering other lands and dicking on spear-wielding natives, but these days we’ve lost our belly fire. Plunderin’, rapin’ and lootin’ have given way to giving strangers the stink-eye and, in extreme cases, tutting. Obviously this isn’t exactly a bad thing, but unfortunately we are utterly crap at acting on our dissatisfaction at all now. . We share a rooted objection to Being A Bother, or – even worse – Causing A Scene. As a nation, we need to change.
Now, I can say this because I have been genetically blessed with a natural self-righteousness and sub-par sense of shame. My mother, perhaps the most unembarrassed person in the country, is the kind of woman who will carefully check every receipt because Tesco once overcharged her by 72p in 1994. I remember as a child being mortified as she marched over to a gangly eighteen year old at the Customer Service desk to demand the reason as to why a BOGOF offer on avocados hadn’t gone through. I have no doubt in my mind that one of my ancestors, a daughter-in-law of Noah, boarded the Ark and immediately said, ‘Excuse me. Excuse me. Why do we have an inside cabin? We were promised a sea-view. And a balcony. How come the anteaters have a sea-view? AND it’s too small.’
Although her behaviour was mortifying at the time, I learned that it was important to complain about something that wasn’t right. If you pay money for something and it doesn’t work how it should, then you’re entitled to a replacement or refund. End of. There is nothing wrong or embarrassing about it, taking something back does not make you tight-arse or a miser. Cosmetics in particular seem to be something that people shy away from returning, and I haven’t the foggiest why. I appreciate not everyone has the natural ability to approach a snotty counter assistant and demand a refund for a foundation that brought them out in hives, so here it is, my handy-dandy guide to complaining about cosmetics and getting your money back.
Are you entitled to a refund?
This comes down to personal ethics and the brand’s refund policy. Generally, I’d say you should go for it if:
Some brands will also allow you to exchange products if they’re just not right for you or it was an unwanted gift (without receipt), but this is at the counter manager’s discretion. Do not try and exchange a product if you’ve bought one off eBay that you suspect to be fake. I had this happen to me three times when I worked at Benefit and I had two of them escorted off by security. Very embarrassing.
Keep your receipt
Always keep the receipt of a product until you’re completely finished with it; it makes getting a refund so much easier. Some department stores, such as House of Fraser, will not even offer you an exchange without one, even in the product is brand new and in its original packaging. You can usally still get something back if you don’t have the receipt, but it won’t be a refund and it isn’t guaranteed. The only exception is Bare Minerals; I once returned something without a receipt that I had reacted really badly to and the BA went straight to the till and gave me the cash, no questions asked.
Don’t be a dickhead about it
At the end of the day, it isn’t the BA’s fault that your new primer gave you pizza face. Going in guns blazing is just going to piss them off and they’re not going to want to help you. Keep calm, explain your situation and go in with an objective. You’re much more likely to get what you want if you’re after an exchange rather than the cash. Grovel a bit too, that usually helps.
Write a letter
If the BA refuses to help you, you can ask to speak to the counter manager. Most beauty counters are concessions, which means that the counter manager has more say over her brand than a store manager. If they do tell you refunds are against company policy, ask for the details of Head Office or get them off the internet at home. Send a polite email explaining the situation and what you’d like in exchange. Tell them you were recommended to get in touch by their counter staff at whatever branch you visited. You probably will have to pay to post your item to them but generally you’ll get good service. When writing your email, don’t be an arsehole about it. Explain how much you like the brand and how disappointed you are with the new product you tried. If you ask for an exchange of something of slightly higher value and offer to supplement it with some extra cash they will usually waive the extra for you. Don’t be cheeky though!
Take to Twitter
Sometimes, when a company has been a little slow replying to my email, I’ve tweeted about how disappointed I am with the customer service and someone has got back to me within the hour. I did this for a friend with the Cambridge Satchel Company after her £120 leather bag started peeling after three weeks and they were ON IT. Three emails had been ignored but after kicking up some fuss on Twitter we had a new satchel on its way within 24 hours.
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fabulous post, and a must read for anyone!
Amazing post!! I’ve always shied away from complaining or returning beauty products – I just thought, if I’d used it then it couldn’t be returned, regardless of whether it had adverse effects/was the wrong shade etc. This has been so helpful! Thank you xxx
Ah, Catherine, thank you so much – I’m so pleased you found it useful! I think there’s just something that’s ground into us from birth here; as a nation we need to grow some balls! x
love this post! I am guilty of never wanting to be a pain by moaning about something, but I should defo try and get what I deserve more! xx
Great post. I went to the estee lauder counter at boots to get a good concealer but got suckered into buying the idealist eye illuminator from the make up assistant. She applied the eye cooling cream which was in the medium/dark shade and put some of the concealer on top. She insisted it looked fab so i just went with it but couldn’t really tell in the shop floor ligting.
The next day when i applied the eye cooling cream myself i realised it was way too dark for me, and did nothing for my dark circles, if anything else it just accentuated them. I know now that i should have got the light/medium shade as the make up assistant recommended the wrong shade for me.
I tried on the lighter shade tester in john lewis today only to find that the lighter shade is so much better and makes my eyes brighter I compared it to the eye that had the darker shade of eye cream and the darker shade just looked ridiculous.
Do you think estee lauder at boots would allow me to exchange this item which has only been used once in exchange for a lighter shade ? I feel the counter assistant has given me the wrong recommendation and has just assumed i would be a darker shade because i have a warm skintones. Sorry about the long story!
Absolutely! Estee Lauder are really, really good. I’ve taken half-used foundation back. If you just explain what you’ve explained below they’ll swap it for you for sure, even if you don’t have a receipt. :) t have a receipt. :)
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Chanel counter is full of Shit,the Rep that doesn’t appreciate anything from casual treats casual funny,,,bully’s casual around ill treats them.This is a new South african respect comes in different ways.You don’t treat people the way u do.Cause you wil always casuals in your life.Show your appreciation to all ur workers and be fair.Some of the permint staff give customers wrong make up,but casuals get ill treated,,,its so unfair to b ill treated @ work
Can i return a chanel foundation from Boots to another Boots store (Different City) and tell them i wasn’t happy with how the shade looked, even though i did try on a sample at the start.
I wore a sample shade to the store and asked the chanel assistant if the foundation shade blended in well with my skintone in which she replied it did. So i went ahead and bought the foundation with my advantage card points.
Upon trying on the purchased foundation later it looked as if the shade had yellow/green tones in it which showed up more in lighting, it also oxidized darker.
I didn’t notice any strange green colours or oxidisation with the sample i tried but with the bottled foundation the colour was all wrong.
Do you think i will be able to return it to another Boots store for a refund and explain i was recommended the wrong shade. I hate having to go back to the original store where i purchased it from because they might say i had already tried on a sample so therefore it is my fault for purchasing the wrong shade??
My issue is that the sample colour did not look green and did not oxidize but the bottled foundation did. Do you know if other Boots stores accept makeup returns for purchases made from differnt Boots store? Or would i need to go back to the original Boots store i purchased it from?
No, you can go back to any Boots store. If you have the receipt, simply go to any Boots Chanel concession, explain you were recommended this foundation by a BA but you’ve found in the light it’s totally the wrong shade. They should allow you to get a refund, or at the very least swap it for the correct shade.
Good luck! x
I purchased a Bobbi Brown foundation from House of Fraser a few weeks ago and its not suitable for my skin whatsoever. I don’t want a refund but want to swap it for another foundation, do you think I’ll be able to?
I have no experience with Bobbi Brown, but I expect you’d be okay going to the counter, asking nicely and getting an exchange. :)
I’ll give it a try tomorrow and will let you know
Yes, please do! :) Good luck!
I bought some skin care products from boots (I know not cosmetics) from la Roche posay totalling around £30 and they are meant for sensitive skin. I have sensitive skin and they hurt my face. Do you think I would be able to get a refund or will even asking for one seem wrong?
I would give it a go, especially if you have a receipt! If not, try writing to La Roche and see what they say. :)
Thanks! I’ve been reading your other blog posts, I particularly liked the one about the things men find unattractive. It had me in stitches!
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Hi Emily – just read your great blog and I’d be interested to hear how you dealt with Cambridge Satchel Company. I have had one of their bags (a full price one, not discounted/second) which I used daily for just over a year, when the leather attachment holding the strap failed. I’ve emailed the company, and received this in return: ‘If its the leather then I am sorry this can’t be repaired economically, the cost of labour as it would be done by hand is just to high so we can’t do it I’m afraid.’ I am, to say the least, not impressed. I will be taking to twitter if they do not respond to my follow-up, but I would love to hear how you handled it.
Hi Julie,
I emailed them and got nothing, so I tweeted them and said I was really disappointed and the customer service had been crap and their products were shite. I had to make a few follow-up calls and be quite forceful but in the end we managed to get a new bag out of them. My advice is to take to Twitter and be completely shameless – properly browbeat them! x